I will infiltrate Shawn Mendes's Smoothie Squad!

Little did Nic Cage know, he was the real National Treasure all along.

If you haven’t heard about Matthew McConaughey’s new Art of Livin’ grift with Tony Robbins, please go give it a google.

Well, howdy!

Thanks to the Met Gala, this week has been a total blur of dresses, endless red carpet galleries, and bad fashion hot takes.

But in between churning out one banger tweet after the next, I took my dog Fran to visit the place …