I will infiltrate Shawn Mendes's Smoothie Squad!
Little did Nic Cage know, he was the real National Treasure all along.
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Well, howdy!
Thanks to the Met Gala, this week has been a total blur of dresses, endless red carpet galleries, and bad fashion hot takes.
But in between churning out one banger tweet after the next, I took my dog Fran to visit the place …