I quit!

Not this newsletter, obviously, but like my actual job that pays me.

Reggie Watts saluting all my professional decisions.

Hello!

Happy Passover and Easter to all those who celebrate. I’m writing this section to you a little bit early this week as I have an obligation to attend my friend’s mom’s seder as the token goy. That gefilte fish isn’t going to eat itself, so let’s get into it!

As you probably gleaned from today’s new…