I miss the Ever Given already :(

And what does Paris Hilton's chihuahua carry in its micro Hermès Kelly bag?

Welcome Messketeers both very old and oh so new,

It’s still pretty hard to believe, but this little weekly roundup of D-list tragedies was featured in an article on Dazed!!!

That means, holy shit, there are a lot of new readers circulating amongst us this week! As always, I remain skeptical any of you understand how you got here or what you’ve actually su…