I came, I saw, I served

And, unlike Dame Helen Mirren, I feel just fine knowing that Kurt Cobain wasn't alive to experience the magic of GPS.

AUTUMNAL GREETINGS, MY BELOVEDS!!!!

If you couldn’t tell from the extremely upbeat tone of that salutation, I’ve officially been liberated from jury duty for the next eight years of my life. Now it’s time to get back to my usual extremely online bullshit! Incredibly, all that sitting around in various liminal spaces was for naught as we didn’t even end u…