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Keep that same Kenergy.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jul 21, 2023
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You used to call me on my banana phone.

Hellooo Messketeers!

I hope you’ve all had an exceptional week since we last got together and I waterboarded you with my bad fashion opinions. Personally, I got an incredible (and incredibly cheap) massage in Chinatown followed by a trip to my favorite hardware store in the area where I have been known to purchase s…

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