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I need an update on how all those "WaterTok" ladies are doing.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 22, 2023
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Hiya buds, and happy holidays!!!

I am writing to you from what is perhaps the most Mercury Retrograde morning on record. I’m also coming off very little sleep because I stayed far too late at my best friend’s holiday party last night, so if I seem extra delirious today, my apologies.

Anyway, welcome to your final (free) Mess newsletter of 2023!!! I can’t …

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