Hermès Stink Bomb

I need an update on how all those "WaterTok" ladies are doing.

Hiya buds, and happy holidays!!!

I am writing to you from what is perhaps the most Mercury Retrograde morning on record. I’m also coming off very little sleep because I stayed far too late at my best friend’s holiday party last night, so if I seem extra delirious today, my apologies.

Anyway, welcome to your final (free) Mess newsletter of 2023!!! I can’t …