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Happy Turkey Day, you gobblers.
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Happy Turkey Day, you gobblers.

May your shopping carts be full of discounts.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Nov 26, 2021
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Welcome to your hard-earned, day of gluttonous turkey-induced slumber, you brave pilgrims of Mess. And a blessed Black Friday to all those who celebrate

I’m keeping this issue a little on the shorter side as I’m sure you’d all like to get back to your rigorous schedules of alternating between napping and gorging. But I just have to inquire, is everyone’s…

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