Happy Turkey Day, you gobblers.
May your shopping carts be full of discounts.
Welcome to your hard-earned, day of gluttonous turkey-induced slumber, you brave pilgrims of Mess. And a blessed Black Friday to all those who celebrate
I’m keeping this issue a little on the shorter side as I’m sure you’d all like to get back to your rigorous schedules of alternating between napping and gorging. But I just have to inquire, is everyone’s…