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Give him my regards did you take Ozempic?

Give him my regards did you take Ozempic?

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Emily Kirkpatrick
May 03, 2024
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Bonjour.

While I am emailing this to you on a very cloudy day, the weather here in New York City has otherwise been resplendent and I’ve made it my mission this week to enjoy as much of it as possible despite my profession as a laptop jockey. In my pursuit of micro-dosing nature, my favorite new hobby I’ve developed is going to pilates at a location that…

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