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Hello and good evening, Messketeers!

My deepest condolences for the serious belatedness and brevity of this email, but omg I am SO SICK! This week, I was felled by the flu in a serious way and have spent the last few days tossing and turning in bed, unable to string together a coherent thought, let alone multiple sentences. It feels like a cruel twist of…