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Don't say it's Joe-ver!

Gird yourselves for 20 solid minutes of me gloating.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 08, 2023
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Kate Beckinsale and perhaps the greatest/creepiest tattoo of the year.

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I hope you’re all surviving the pumpkin spice tsunami currently sweeping the nation, heatwave be damned. I’m going to keep it a little bit terser here today than usual because I’m currently on the road back to BK and don’t have the extreme leisure time I typically dedicate to…

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