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Deliver us from Gaylor

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Eric André rebounding from EmRata with a Jimmy John’s foot-long.

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I guess it’s officially summer here in NYC as it is mid-April and 90 degrees outside. Thanks to the sweat and stink currently overtaking the city, my dog Fran has been introduced to the concept of flies for the first time in her short seven months of life and they are driving her into a…

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