But, most importantly, who will Kim bring to the Met Gala?!

And will the public ever care about Stassie Baby?

Can you dig it, Messketeers?

Please bear with me today because I just got off a three hour phone call with my mom where we discussed everything from the Real Housewives getting cornered into conversations about racism (delicious) to the neuroscience of trauma (I swear, we are fun at parties), so I can already tell I will be a touch all over the place tod…