I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Feb 12, 2021
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Back in time for another round of Mess!

Just when I thought I’d escaped the siren song of Selling Sunset, it drew me right back in this week. I won’t go into detail about the series itself because longtime readers already know exactly how I feel about that exquisite piece of capitalist pornography. But after gorging on the third season this summer, I’ve …

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