All that glitters is probably gold when you're at the Oscars
I <3 Mess reporting for red carpet duty!
Welcome paying Messketeers to the First Inaugural Oscars Mess missive!
Full disclosure: I did not actually watch the Oscars, I merely gorged myself on its red carpet content posthumously via social media. And apparently, I was not alone in this tactic as viewership plummeted this year by 58%, furthering my argument that we need to rethink the entire conc…