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Mark Zuckerberg thinks sunscreen is "a disguise."

Sup Mess makers.

Here’s how you know I’m officially in my 30s: After roughly a month of living with an ancient, semi-functional (at best) stove, my landlord has blessed our apartment with a brand new unit and the joy I feel at just the sight of its pristine burners is downright embarrassing. (I also enjoyed a hard-boiled egg as an afternoon snack this we…