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I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Adele's jock itch

Why stop at Elon and Zuck, put all the multi-billionaires in a cage.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jun 23, 2023
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Jared Leto auditioning for Night of the Living Dead.

Hello Messketeers!

This week I took myself out to a solo fancy dinner for no reason except it was the only day at the only hour I’ve ever been able to make a reservation at this restaurant. How very Artist’s Way of me! (No, I have not been keeping up with my morning pages, I don’t want to talk about it.…

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