A petition to get Mare's voice on the Calm app

I'm ready for Grimes and Elon to become our A.I. communist overlords!

It’s time for another heaping helping of Mess!

As our collective return to modern life continues to rattle on, I’ve come to realize that my sudden exhaustion isn’t from attempting to do a very literal couch to 5K every day while making a steady steam of small talk with strangers (it’s also not not from that), but rather an acute case of perception fatigu…