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Good Press

The best of the worst tabloid headlines of the week read aloud by yours truly.
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#7: Aubrey O'Day is an artist
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#7: Aubrey O'Day is an artist
On this week’s episode of Good Press we discuss: Aubrey O’Day’s genius approach to Instagram content creation, Lourdes Leon insulting my “disgusting…
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19:24
#6: Emily Ratajkowski is not dating Pete Davidson
On this week’s episode of Good Press we discuss: Brooklyn Beckham’s “exceedingly tall” hair, Harry Styles getting HIT in the peeper, Kendall Jenner…
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#5: Rainn Wilson changes his name to end global warming and a dramatic reading from Karl Lagerfeld's Diary
On this week’s episode of Good Press we discuss: The difference between acting and cosplay, why Gisele Bündchen is winning this divorce, Rainn Wilson…
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18:48
#4: Kim Kardashian's big weirdo behavior, Goop sells poop, and the greatest Page Six comment of all time
On this week’s episode of Good Press we discuss: Kim Kardashian’s attempt to gaslight us all into believing we’re the weird ones, Goop selling literal…
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#3: Jacob Elordi vs. Austin Butler and Kim Kardashian's Spiritual Healer
Since I’m on vacation this week, in lieu of your usual Mess content, I recorded this short little podcast for you all about why Jacob Elordi will simply…
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21:53
#2: Paul Newman's "F— Hut," Cher's wig room, and Joy Behar's spectral sex life
In this week’s episode we cover: The self-pleasuring baboon that ruined Harry Potter Paul Newman’s “Fuck Hut” Cher’s climate-controlled wig room Kim K’s…
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20:47
#1: Hilary Duff pumps gas, Kristen Stewart's bloomer fixation, and the making of an incel
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