I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

This newsletter is "against hate"
Brave, I know.
Dec 12 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Mess Recs: November 2025
Gobble, gobble.
Dec 11 • Emily Kirkpatrick
All my homies love Paul Dano
Quentin's just mad he won't show feet.
Dec 5 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Welcome To Placenta University
Listen now | Episode 24 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Dec 2
1:40:11

November 2025

Jennifer Aniston's 30-year-old toe ring
A gluttonous pre-Thanksgiving deep dive.
Nov 21 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The Dolly Parton of Blogging
Did everyone see those incredible staged pap pics of Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun smooching on a rock in Central Park??
Nov 14 • Emily Kirkpatrick
It's a Vogue World after all
I didn't know it was a pussy palace.
Nov 7 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Mess Recs: September + October 2025
Come for my burrito endorsement, stay for my terrible taste in TV.
Nov 6 • Emily Kirkpatrick

October 2025

Your Neck Is Saggy (Complimentary)
Listen now | Episode 23 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Oct 31
1:40:33
Jack Black is My Hall Pass
From the depths of Elle...
Published on i-D • Oct 28
We Have to Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Merkin.
A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino's live video
Oct 27 • Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino
52:23
Trisha Paytas's Euphoria
Autumn is trying to kill me.
Oct 24 • Emily Kirkpatrick
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